My lighter is a total slut. I swear. Anytime I'm hanging out with people every single person asks me for a lighter at least six times. My lighter gets with everybody! It doesn't care who or when. All it wants is to be used. Sooner or later it passes out in my pocket from its little venture around the town for a power nap before another round of flicking. Sometimes, my lighter even goes home with somebody and I never see it again.
I've gone through so many lighters and all of them were sluts. I wonder if I'll ever find a nice lighter that wants to settle down with me...
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