1) you find poop in the floor and it doesn't bother you that much, really
2) there are paw prints on all the windows and doors
3) you don't even lint roll your clothes anymore
4) you avoid buying black clothes because of the "hair issue"
5) you buy more than one bag of pet food in a month
6) pet food is figured into the monthly budget
7) you cuddle with your animals more than the person you're with
8) you do the baby voice to your animals when company is over
9) you alternate the background on your cellphone between animals to be fair
10) there are more animals than rooms in your home
11) a 20 lb bag of cat litter just doesn't do it in a month
12) you empty the litter box into the toilet and it won't even attempt to flush
13) you allow your pets to drink from your glass and it doesn't bother you
14) one more pet sounds like a good idea
15) your friends don't want to come over anymore
16) you smell your clothes before wearing them just in case
17) underwear and socks with holes are still wearable
18) feeding them takes more than fifteen minutes out of your day
19) friends and family have no idea what their names are
20) shit they do doesn't distract you from watching TV
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