Welfare Kids

You know 'em. You see 'em everyday. Usually in/around Walmart.

20 signs of a Welfare kid:

1) Eternal Koolaide ring around the mouth that doesn't wash off
2) Kid seen using tongue to reach mouth and lick off boogers
3) More than one car-seat in the back of a car
4) The hard cash buys the vodka and the EBT buys the juices for said vodka
5) Kid knows how to use one of the following things: lighter, cigarette, car windows for the purpose of smoking said cigarettes
6) Kid shits its diapers until its a million
7) Cavities found in baby teeth
8) Kid tackles a baby
9) Cart more full of kids than groceries
10) Cart more full of beer than baby food
11) Mother pushing cart at grocery store, husband doing meth in parking lot
12) Diabetes
13) One or both parents wearing one of the following: wolf/moon combination on T-shirt, Tweety Bird on T-shirt, Zeppelin on T-shirt
14) Mom says, "don't it."
15) Dad says, "man," after every sentence.
16) One or both parents are in High School
17) Kid breaks things for no reason
18) Kid looks exactly like its siblings and they aren't twins, not even a little bit
19) Red hair
20) Cheeto colored fingers, allllll the time

The End.

Love,
Kimmy